Flapjack Records is proud to present the 4th release in a new off shoot collection of 7” single vinyl pressings entitled “Bite Sized Beats”…..yep that’s right, the tiny little records that used to have big holes in the middle and played at 45 rpm, that’s what these releases will be pressed on. Only these records will have the standard sized pin hole and have a full 6 to 7 minute house track on each side that plays at 33 rpm. But aren’t 7” records low in volume you may ask? Truthfully they are lower in volume than 12” pressings, but ironically are mastered at a higher volume than digital releases and sound super warm and great! It’s a big sound on a smaller format which is why the name “Bite Sized Beats” suits it well.
“Bite Sized Beats Vol. 5” boasts a heavy hitting cook combination of Indianapolis’s dynamic duo of donuts n coffee, Slater Hogan & John Larner. I don’t know how they do it, but their dough balls are just so firm but fluffy. These veteran chef’s are joining up the with the Flapjack family to give you some real bang for your fang. They cane us with some classic house flavors with their creation “Freakin Deep”. Every bite into this tasty morsel brings back classic house memories, an irresistible urge to jack, and an irresistible irritable bowel syndrome of the severest level.
To sweeten things up with so much pucker that your butt will hurt, “Sexy Lady” spins a web of gooey white delicious soulful melody all up in your mouth. Cracklin keys, horns, and soul vocals intertwined with brown sugary bass make this bit of breakfast bakery bounce much tastier than any shit you would find at a kiosk in the mall. Slap one these on the turntable and watch as the crowds mouths water with delight.
Slater Hogan & John Larner don’t mess around when it comes to house music and the sweet stuff of breakfast bad boy bakery. Slice up some of “Bite Sized Beats Vol. 5” and find yourself caught up in a gooey mess of utmost deliciousness and musical intellect. Being the 5th in a fantastic set of Flapjack special recipes, make sure you grab this to keep your shelves up to date and complete the collection.
What Flapjack has in store for everyone is some fantastically fun, upbeat, tasteful house music stacked high on a plate of
happiness. Remember that warm feeling of waking up in the morning and coming down to the kitchen where mom had a delicious plate of flapjacks just waiting for you? Do you remember how great they were? Here at Flapjack Records we do em up better than your momma made em....more