Flapjack Records is proud to present the 3rd release in a new off shoot collection of 7” single vinyl pressings entitled “Bite Sized Beats”…..yep that’s right, the tiny little records that used to have big holes in the middle and played at 45 rpm, that’s what these releases will be pressed on. Only these records will have the standard sized pin hole and have a full 6 to 7 minute house track on each side that plays at 33 rpm. But aren’t 7” records low in volume you may ask? Truthfully they are lower in volume than 12” pressings, but ironically are mastered at a higher volume than digital releases and sound super warm and great! It’s a big sound on a smaller format which is why the name “Bite Sized Beats” suits it well.
“Bite Sized Beats Vol. 3” celebrates the return of the Flapjack master chef and spatula maker, Frankie J. Sometimes it feels good to crawl out from behind the curtain, fart, do a lap around the room giving it a good crop dusting, and then blame it on poor ventilation. So that just about sums up this fabulous new single from Frankie J. “Gonna Give It To Ya” will definitely clear a room and move them straight to the dance floor with its awesomely odoriferous bass line and tantalizing vocal workout. This is one for both cheeks and makes for all the right vibrations.
On the flip side, “Same Old Thing” really churns the funk. This is a bit of that rootsy funk from somewhere beneath the bowels of house music. You can’t help from moving your ass cheeks to the grunting vocals and surging saxophone licks. It’s a bit of the “Same Old Thing” so to speak, but the perfect medicine for a dance floor that feels like it’s been sipping Pepto Bismol all night. This jam will really get people cranking em out on the dance floor with a vengeance. Caution, do not mix with Four Loko or main cause irreplaceable bowel damage.
So if you want to get explosive up in the dance hall then you need to grab “Bite Sized Beats Vol. 3”. This will supercharge the jammalamma out of your set and hit the crowd with something they have never experienced in all of their major sensory locations. Better grab this before it’s made illegal.
What Flapjack has in store for everyone is some fantastically fun, upbeat, tasteful house music stacked high on a plate of
happiness. Remember that warm feeling of waking up in the morning and coming down to the kitchen where mom had a delicious plate of flapjacks just waiting for you? Do you remember how great they were? Here at Flapjack Records we do em up better than your momma made em....more