We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

"Huevos Rancheros EP"

by Samma Lone

Ratatata 07:16
Be Inside 06:24
Make Me Wait 06:09


Ay Flapjack caramba! Holy frijoles and lots of other cliché Spanish phrases too! Flapjack Records has a tasty new dish on the menu courtesy of recent ABQ transplant Samma Lone. This is the best thing to come out of Albuquerque since blue meth. This “Huevos Rancheros EP” is unlike any other cook of this popular south of the border recipe. This is probably due to the chemistry involved. Either way, this is the primo of the breakfast creamo.

To get “Heuvos Rancheros EP” this pure, you need to have to start with the right ingredients. None of this over the counter pseudo crap. You need to rock some “Ratatata”, and a lot of it. This jam is some seriously potent ish on the dancefloor. You have to be careful with the amount because the recipe has to be just right or you will ruin the entire batch.

The “Chocolate Mousse” is just a mark of perfect, kinda of like chili p. This puts a stamp on the cook that all funk junkies will recognize. Without this jam, the product could get lost up in the mix with all the other skeez out there. This puts that ever so pervasive pump into your set that will have people gurning for days.

“Be Inside” is exactly where you will want to stay, most likely for days after you imbibe this batch of “Huevos Rancherso EP”. This key ingredient will have you climbing up the walls, and rollin’ ‘n’ scratchin’ too if you aren’t careful. Make sure you trim your nails before jumping into this game so the collateral damage on your skin bag isn’t too horrible.

After a few days into the“Huevos Rancheros EP” it’s going to be hard to “Make Me Wait” for more. Once down that road, there ain’t no turning back. Just have to keep this party going. “Make Me Wait” slides right into those lost moments where one thing leads to another and you find yourself ankle deep in rave goop and hydrofluoric acid. So if that isn’t appetizing enough, get your gullet into this tasty mess and don’t worry about jonesing later on cuz we keep well stocked and will be happy to sort you out.


released August 14, 2012


all rights reserved



Flapjack Records Chicago

What Flapjack has in store for everyone is some fantastically fun, upbeat, tasteful house music stacked high on a plate of happiness. Remember that warm feeling of waking up in the morning and coming down to the kitchen where mom had a delicious plate of flapjacks just waiting for you? Do you remember how great they were? Here at Flapjack Records we do em up better than your momma made em. ... more

contact / help

Contact Flapjack Records

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account